Lock your doors and close your blinds,
safeguard your reputations!
They’re out for your shame and after your pride.
The miserable misfits are coming!
They’ll hack through your walls,
read all of your mail,
there’s nothing that you can hide–
devious deeds that only these
mishaps could devise.
Don’t count yourself out
from their tarnishing ways.
They’ll get to you soon, they promise.
They’ll treat you how you
treated others before
when you thought nobody was watching.
There’s nothing that you
should ever put past
these misbehaving miscreants.
They’re waiting for you
at every corner and pass
ready to cause you grievances.
They’ll do whatever it takes
and further still
plotting revenge and ridicule.
So you’d better take
a good look around.
They may just be sitting right next to you.
